here are some things i wanted to do today:

- unplug the phone and throw it into the bin
- unplug the pc and throw it into the bin
- use the telephone cord to strangle some people and throw them into the bin
- build a gigantic ziploc world with nothing but myself, my dog, a couch and a tv programmed with 10000 channels and live in it for a day
- quit my job
- take the day off
- buy a one way ticket to nowhere
- tell people they really do have shit for brains
- buy a car
- rent my own apartment
- call the only person that makes me laugh (i did that and it’s the only thing on the list easy enough to do)
- pack up and go to the beach for a quiet read
- drink beer at work
- light up at work
- shove aside some idiots in the lift who double as totally useless pillars
- elbow some really dumb woman in the lift who thinks the whole space belongs to her and that she pays lift tax or something
- scream at the bank person who called for “extend her invitation to join extra credit”. who the heck needs extra credit??? the people who do, are the people already in debt and can’t pay your stupid X% interest.
- go for a massage
- go for therapy
- go to church
- go home to sleep
- blog at work
- eat chocolate (ok i had some. yay.)
- go for a jog

what a f#@!ing productive day. at least my mind is at work.